mercurialmalcontent
ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:


Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you
Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

ceruleancynic:

pterobat:

wigglyflippingout:

loononthepond:

enigmaticagentalice:

Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you

  • Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
  • Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
  • Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
  • Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
  • Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
  • Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
  • Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
  • Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
  • Lady Sybil <3

Is this a fanart or an OC? I want to make fanart of this character, like right now.

fanart! she’s from Discworld aw yiss

Start with “Guards! Guards!”

the woman was a city

vastderp
vastderp:

ATTENTION ALL TREMBLING INFERIOR FLESH-CREATURES:
We ALL know that the lower stomach area of your species has muscles. We have studied them at length in live specimens and found them inferior.
Do these Empire-approved exercises to make your gut into a powerful clenched fist, and then use that fist to punch other humans until their stomachs become fists as ruggedly clenched as yours. 
Align your belly-fists with other belly-fisted humans. Do it naked. Make more humans, tiny flexing humans. Everyone a clenched fist, forever.
Power and glory to the Empire. Hrrrraggghhhhhhh!

vastderp:

ATTENTION ALL TREMBLING INFERIOR FLESH-CREATURES:

We ALL know that the lower stomach area of your species has muscles. We have studied them at length in live specimens and found them inferior.

Do these Empire-approved exercises to make your gut into a powerful clenched fist, and then use that fist to punch other humans until their stomachs become fists as ruggedly clenched as yours.

Align your belly-fists with other belly-fisted humans. Do it naked. Make more humans, tiny flexing humans. Everyone a clenched fist, forever.

Power and glory to the Empire. Hrrrraggghhhhhhh!

amischiefofmice

ikimaru:

"And one day we will find a way
towards this distant golden age
THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY
WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!

I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could

we’ve come so far guys! ;v;

full version! tumblr resizing strikes again

amischiefofmice
darkesthorizons:


neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?


i have literally never seen these cookies or this tin being sold anywhere in brazil AND YET MY MOM HAS THIS EXACT SAME TIN FULL OF SEWING SUPPLIEs

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

i have literally never seen these cookies or this tin being sold anywhere in brazil AND YET MY MOM HAS THIS EXACT SAME TIN FULL OF SEWING SUPPLIEs