Anonymous asked:

Hi! I saw you bought some sort of Sims 2 pack. How is that compatible with your computer!?

fuck if i know, i haven’t actually installed it. I just downloaded the origin thingamajigger and used the code and left shit downloading while i went to work. I probably won’t even open it until the weekend.

rainbowbarnacle

phemiec:

"Some are born gross, some achieve grossness, and some have grossness thrust upon them."

Kids {x} Alternia Trolls {x} Beforus Trolls {x}

ceescedasticity

Ask response — trolls in person

ceescedasticity:

kk-maker said:
Re: meeting Gamzee in-person—he strikes me as the kind of guy who showed up to a friend’s place once or twice, no warning, to crash there too long before wandering off again. More than a night’s walk away and he climbed into a total strangers’ window, slept on their table, ate half their food, made three pies from their sopor and left one behind ‘in thanks’, and disappeared into the night next evening, to become legend as The Stoned Juggalo Who Crashed My Hive And Made Pie From Fucking Sopor.

Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh, I can see that happening. XD

wellmanicuredman

wellmanicuredman:

doctorwho:

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windcalling
secret-soup:


creepym:


stridersgonnastride:


princekarkat:


stridercolada:


kerink:


luckyshirt:


Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO GET TO LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else, player? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. You and I already know this tortilla was made to maintain its physical integrity for thirty seconds once touched. 
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


CHRIST
i literally can not breathe


jesus christ this is beautiful


lost it at cilantro cavern


oh god thi was a beautiful thing to read and behold


I got about a third of the way through this and just lost my shit completely
EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM good lord this person is beautiful in every way.


Read this out loud at Panera. Hope everyone heard me, because it was beautiful.

secret-soup:

creepym:

stridersgonnastride:

princekarkat:

stridercolada:

kerink:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO GET TO LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. You and I already know this tortilla was made to maintain its physical integrity for thirty seconds once touched. 

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

CHRIST

i literally can not breathe

jesus christ this is beautiful

lost it at cilantro cavern

oh god thi was a beautiful thing to read and behold

I got about a third of the way through this and just lost my shit completely

EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM good lord this person is beautiful in every way.

Read this out loud at Panera. Hope everyone heard me, because it was beautiful.

jumpingjacktrash

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

elanorpam:

vastderp:

apologies to everyone i’ve been incoherent or scattered with over the last couple of days!

i only slept 3 hours and then was awake for 23 more hours, and instead of sleeping i wrote that damara fic in my ragged state of mind. i had a horrendous headache that felt like ice cold clamps were squeezing my temples while the rest of me was boiling. by the time i posted the story the burning cold headache was gone but i was having auditory hallucinations, which continued until i finally slept. the voices weren’t saying anything i could make out, and the music was quite nice. did you know air conditioner noise was beautiful? there were violins and synth notes and a long and occasionally off-key vocal melody that sounded like late 80s Peter Gabriel.

could have done without the vertigo, but otherwise it was actually really neat.

i am still trying to get enough sleep to function, because i got 4 hours after that and felt a little better (hallucinations gone), but it was a fight staying down last night even though by then i was floored.

eh, well, at least i’m writing again!

Huh, so other people also hear music in mechanical sounds sometimes… never knew they classified as auditory hallucinations, they just happen to me sometimes. I think I’ll start paying attention to whether I’m under-slept or sickly when they happen.

My favorite one was coming back home from watching the first LOTR in the movies, like forever ago, and when the bus went into a tunnel the sound of the motor combined with the whipping wind and the tunnel echoes made me hear some EPIC CHOIRS MAN, most likely inspired by the movie’s awesome OST. It was like I was in an epic movie myself. An epic movie about LONG COMMUTES HOME.

The one where a bus’ squeaky suspension sounded just like my sister’s sobbing was the opposite of fun, however.

i think having ambient noise turn into music and voices is a pretty common one as hallucinations go, i definitely heard about it with schizophrenia and even autism.

our brains are so weird.

i always without fail hear music in the air conditioner noise when i’m sleep-deprived. i actually sorta look forward to it. like, my eyeballs feel flayed and i’m dragging around like a zombie, but when it’s finally bedtime, i get to fall asleep to the air conditioner sweetly singing. :D

I’m not even sleepy or tired right now, but if I concentrate and sort of cross my mental eyes the ACs at work sound like a booming, soothing waterfall :D